Good morning!

Barista problems: if you've spent time serving coffee, you'll know what we mean.

feel free to submit ideas/ask anything!

Might have accidentally Reblogged porn on this blog ha

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via asian)

archerjones asked: I work for a "proudly serve starbucks" so we don't get to make a large amount of drinks :( so I was wondering what makes the frappucinos so awful?

Lattes have 4 steps. While Frappuccinos have 4-9 steps. It just takes a while.

Anonymous asked: What're your top three fav drinks?

Starbucks doubleshot with white mocha and breve.

Peppermint mocha.

Caramel brûlée.

Anonymous asked: hi.. if i ask for a iced vanilla latte. will it be sweet? do you personally like it?

It’s delicious in my opinion!

bitchybrrista:

Guise! We should get as many signatures as possible. This is to allow partners to have visible tattoos during their scheduled shifts. It’s such an outdated policy. There’s also a #sbuxtattoos hashtag on Instagram, where you can proudly show off the ink you have to cover up. So either way, let’s come together and do this! Even if your not tattooed or even a partner, please sign it! It takes like two minutes tops.

https://www.coworker.org/petitions/let-us-have-visible-tattoos

  • Me: Here is your triple shot soy latte, enjoy!
  • Customer: I said almond milk... HAHAHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING I GOT YOU THERE FUNNY RIGHT?
  • Me: I will murder your family and play ouija board on your grave.

As baristas, we respond to your energy. It goes both ways. If you come into the shop with a smile, we’ll greet you with one too. If you’re sullen, we’ll subconsciously match your mood. If you’re acting like you’re on crack, our hands get shaky. We’re good at reading people, and we try our best to appeal to every customer that comes in. So whenever you think your barista is being a bitch, it’s probably because you are too.

—Confession #13 (via thebaristaconfessional)

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britishdrunk:

If you don’t find pleasure in a new spray head you’re a liar.

Customer: Can you get me that one *points in the direction of the pastry case*

I literally tell them “I don’t know what your pointing at”