Good morning!

Barista problems: if you've spent time serving coffee, you'll know what we mean.

feel free to submit ideas/ask anything!

Customer: Can you get me that one *points in the direction of the pastry case*

I literally tell them “I don’t know what your pointing at”

potter-lovegood:

everyone’s freaking out getting excited for pumpkin spice latte’s

and i’m over here working at starbucks like

britishdrunk:

Guys guys guys August 10th my store gets the 10 year remodel I am SO EXCITED its going to be amazing. Other than we are going to be in a trailer for like two weeks. Oh well.

Anyone have any crazy remodel stories?

Anonymous asked: what's with the blended americano craze? I swear I've been making a ton of these. personally they're nasty.

At my store I have blended passion tea lemonade. I want to hit someone. 

  • Me: Hi there!
  • Customer: *holds up a finger and rolls eyes while on the phone*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Officer: So you're saying that she just choked on her coffee and died?
  • Me: Yes sir.

Anonymous asked: Burger King's motto is "Have It Your Way". Starbucks should be, "We'll Bend Over Backwards In Order To Please You".

yourbaristahatesyou:

It seems that way sometimes…

Anonymous asked: hello! firstly i'd like to say that reading your responses to most of the questions or submissions you get make me crack up, so thank you for the laughs! and secondly i have a question. i know not to order anything from the "secret menu" by name so is it okay if i were to show my barista the recipe for a drink i want on my itouch? i have really bad anxiety and just ordering coffee makes me really nervous especially if what i want is a tad bit long. so do you think that would be okay?

Oh yeah that would be fine!

Anonymous asked: Why is 'I need Starbucks' now the equivalent to 'I need coffee' now?

Because Starbucks is an amazing company just like any other coffee shop, but Starbucks just has more money.

Anonymous asked: If I go into Starbucks, and order something new, and I don't like it... I'm gonna fucking drink it anyways, because the barista spent their time making it. Suck it up, people.

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